me? horny?!

Saying me horny??! No way ppl...well, a little bit. "Horny" a word to describe gurls.."Horny" to describe gurls that are crzy about s*x..."Horny" a word not to be described on me! Er..a little bit..seriously.. How to tell a gurls thats horny?! Well, i'll tell you.. NOte: don't read the next part pls,it's bad for u itty-bitty-little-selfless gurls,srlsy..u'll say that im pure horny again,dun mind reading the next part..as if. 1.Eye contact Looking at gurls makes u wunder..are they horny? "No way.." the emo said. Horny gurls will probaly look at boyz OR even gurls at a super close and weird distance..Example, a boy sits on a chair wth his leg wide open(hahaha!), mostly wearing a white pants(advice 4 u boyz,do not even wear white pants). A girl passes by and she'll stare at the boyz p*ni$,litteraly. Wondering,"wow,i bet its the size of a long ruler.." Seriously,who will even do that? Execpt girls that r horny of course.. 2.Sitting style Horny girls won't sit in a "princess" type of style..close their legs(always!) and nver ever expose er...u know it..Instead, they'll sometimes open their legs wide when stting in a restaurant or other places.Gurls that like to wear miniskirt are even worst,though it makes u look hot and pretty,but once ur caught off guard,ur dead..TOMBOY Aleart! omg,omg,horny gurls are in da house. 3.Fashion disaster Wat will horny gurlz wear? (dont continue reading it,srsly,if ur a girl) Moslty a miniskirt,of course..Wat kind? Jean skirts or a "cotton-windy" type of skirts,length muz be pure short,not till the public see's u and report to da police..Go topless? Really,go to the US beach and u'll sometimes see a women go topless when sunbathing or in the water playing. In public,wear a white cotton shirt and miniskirt,it will not only attract men but the worst part iz that THEY can see ur b**bs..well,sometimes. Boyz,go to shopping mall and u can tell that many SINGLE gurls are wearing miniskirt and hot T-shirt.. My research,10% of the gurls in my class are horny. 40% are tomboy, 20% are A++ gurls, and 30% are like 'princess' type of gurls..Lastly,i'm not that crzy horny kind of guy. People, im juz saying, not wanting to..u know..I am who I am..emo.